Error 404.You are an idiot.How dumb of you to end up on this page. We at CDF take pride in the fact that there are no broken internal links on this site, and yet you have managed to generate a "404 Error" all by yourself. This error is most likely due to your bad karma. Do you even know what a 404 is? We are making an attempt to find what you were looking for, but some of you are so stupid as to make it impossible to decipher your request . Have a nice day. <% Response.Write (" Original request: " & strURL & "") Response.Write (" Possible matches: ") dim blnMatch blnMatch = false '**This section is for finding matches and creating the links If InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"CDFCWA",1) then Response.Write (" CDFCWA: New World Order") blnMatch = true end if If InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"RANT",1) then Response.Write (" CDF Electro-Bastard Rants 3000") blnMatch = true end if If InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"CARSON",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"DALY",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"DALEY",1)then Response.Write (" Carson Daly rants can be found here") blnMatch = true end if If InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"CDFCWA",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"COMPLY",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"OHIO",1)then Response.Write (" Item relating to the CDFCWA can be found here") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"JACK",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"DIAMOND",1) then Response.Write(" Rants about Jack Diamond can be found here") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"FEEDBACK",1) OR InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"CONTACT",1) then Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate our feedback form.") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"KT",1) then Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate our KT Harris Fan Site. That has been removed until we can find a server who can handle the incredible number of hits we have been getting. She is so amazing!") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"WORST",1) then Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate our Worst of the Web. Try here.") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"WIHT",1) then Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate Jimmy Brunswick's HOT 99.5 tribute site. Bad luck for you as Jimmy was dead for a while and the site is gone. Why not enjoy his new passion?") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"VIBE",1) then Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate Jimmy Brunswick's vibegrrl fan site. Why not click here?") blnMatch = true end if if InStr(1,Ucase(strURL),"complain",1) then Response.Write(" Complaints we have recieved can be found here. ") Response.Write(" You might be trying to locate our feedback form.") blnMatch = true end if '**If a match is found, this section will write the links to the ASP page returned. if blnMatch = true then Response.Write (" If all else fails, why not try starting over...") else Response.Write (" We are unable to locate a match for your failed attempt. You are truly an idiot. Please start over...") end if %>
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