 There are people out there who just don't get
it. At some point in their life they must have been traumatized by evil
clowns or had their favorite toy taken from them by the bullies who staged
a regular invasion into their personal space. Whatever the reason, these
individuals made the conscious decision to vent their particular brand of
hopelessness and impotence on the unsuspecting visitors to the Internet.
To use a more biblical term, they "kick against the pricks"
through an electronic medium in a way that is both disturbing and somehow
compelling. Their sites cause the faithful CDF Board of Web Review to feel
physically ill and therefore earn the right to be called Worst of the Web.
Enjoy. |
United Poultry Concern
The moment you turn your back on chickens, you are involved. Or something equally stupid. Help the insane PhD. save the chickens. And you thought we had a lot of time on our hands.
Famous Veggie
It's like a ready-made list of the Non-Compliant. be sure to check out their "celebrity" interviews where semi-famous people extol the virtues of denying our biological needs.
ComedyZine
El Presidente here, just had to add my personal feelings about COMEDYZINE.COM. As much as I hate to link to painfully bad sites on the web, I just feel that it is important for you all to go and see this site. At first glance I had hoped that the terrible writing and images were all part of a greater plan to be funny through stupidity, but as I read more and more of their 'comedy' I realized that somewhere in the world someone actually finds it amusing. Some people have accused CDF of being stupid or less than amusing, but I challenge the surviving critics of this site to go and read some of the material on COMEDYZINE.COM. You think CDF is stupid? Well you haven't seen stupid yet. Here is a sample:
Awful, just awful. Who are these writers? Who, besides the Devil himself, would subject us to this horror? Well, here is the founder (italics added):"Britney Spears..." should be cloned , "One for her adoring fans and the other to be tied up at the ComedyZine corporate offices for the horny ComedyZine writers."
SCOTTY KOWALL (nice haircut)
After working the road as a comic with stints in New York and L. A. Scotty wanted to try comedy in another medium (This means he sucks as a stand-up comic). Having done stand-up and sketch, the web was a natural progression (This means the web was the only place left where his name was not yet synonymous with 'sucky comedian'). In 1996 Scotty created the web magazine ComedyZine (This means that Satan told him to do it). Today as Comedyzine’s head writer he continues to push comedy to the limits (I have no idea what limits they are talking about but I wish he would stop pushing). Scotty’s column The Weekly Tirade is one of the most popular features on ComedyZine (Popularity is relative). His observational and political commentaries can both enlighten and enrage (and bore to death). Scotty’s live stand-up show takes The Weekly Tirade to a new dimension (A living, breathing horror-filled dimension). Look for Scotty at a comedy club near you (begging for money and stealing material) or ask your local comedy club if Scotty will be appearing at their club (and ask them why).
